Ever worry that someone smells your fart and you end up embarrassing yourself? What a reputation to have. Especially if you cut one in a crowd or a social event. Well, embarrass yourself no more with this simple yet supremely effective technique we employ to smother that stinky fart smell.
Well, what’s the secret?
Science born Miracle
Sneak a Squeak works in the intestines. It is a pill that uses activated Charcoal, Chlorella, and other ingredients that bind to the smelly particles inside your gut. It completely neutralizes them before they ever leave your butt.
A safe process for you and your gut
Also, our product is 100% safe for your stomach and gut. Other products or solutions attack good bacteria in the gut and don’t really work. By using simple natural ingredients, Coconut Charcoal Powder, Chlorella Powder, Yucca Root Powder, and Zinc, that are safe for your gut, you’ll find this the only way to eliminate that passed gas or what we call “tootralization.”
The Fresh-Air Result
We guarantee that the odor-eliminating effects will last 8-12 hours, and we guarantee it. Whether you’re at the gym, on the subway, or with friends for that big presentation-or wherever you are, we’ll control the smell. Sneak-a Squeak will allow you to fart with abandon but be careful. All you have to do is control the sound! We cannot mute the toot!
Make that FART Stink free!
1- Beginning with at least 2-3 hours before you expect to be farting away, you take 2-3 capsule pills
2- Cut farts effortlessly and endlessly
3- In 2-3 hours, the tootralizing effect will take effect and last between 8-12 hours
We care about the bad smell, but only you can control the sound. If you “rip” big ones, take care. Everyone will hear you unloading a “squealer”. We recommend a quiet place, a scene filled with people, or even a distraction will work. So go ahead and toot your horn without the sound.
Whether you are at the office, the gym, at home, riding the train, or with an intimate company, no one will ever know that you’re really cutting some monster farts and getting away with it. Well, at least you don’t have to poison the air or your guests or friends. Just think about your girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other, and they too will benefit from a fart-free environment. Why have them suffer for no reason when a simple, all-natural pill eliminates the whole problem?